let's have a cup of tea and a chat.

hopefully I'll have reason to start updating soon, but it will probably just be fic.

put down that spatula; r; 500
summary; there is nishikato. there is kitchen. there may be porn.
warnings; ridiculousness, carp. maybe tuna. maybe cod.
disclaimer; this is not real
notes; because we need more kitchen porn. or something. but it's for riha and meant to be from the same universe as her recent nishikato fic. aside from the fact that the characterisations in this are. mad. partly because I tried to write it in the same way as her and obviously failed. shige's inner monologue is disturbingly much like my own. >.> aka, my mind is not a happy place to be.

( nishikato does kitchen porn )